- Claim that you are spiritual or profess a certain belief
- Be well read in the newest of the new books.
- Associate yourself with a particular belief.
- Use sophisticated words in speech like ‘ pseudo realism’.
- Claim interest in current affairs, historical events, stories etc
- Assert that you are past the impulsive (romantic) phase.
- Be a procrastinator.
- Wear a saffron Kurta (plain) and accesorize with a sling bag of dull colour.
- Finally, don’t forget to sport a french beard!